Apr 29, 2022
It's come to this: Mike and Tracy exchange horse-themed gifts. Two hearts, two bodies, one soul; when there was one set of tracks in the sand, those were clearly horse tracks. Look at the shape of the shoes. I was carrying you on my back.
Apr 22, 2022
This week, Mike and Tracy exchange burdensome gifts. But first they must remember--partially--America's former sweetheart, Tom Cavanagh. Why is the garden Tracy's problem? What can Mike say now that his grandma is dead? There's only one way to find out.
Apr 15, 2022
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego, and what does she want? Mike and Tracy gift the crimson caperer items that will either incrementally improve her day job OR completely transform her life. It's a battle of ideologies when these two titans clash.
Apr 8, 2022
In this fifty-sixth entry in the lucrative Gift Horse franchise, Mike and Tracy gift each other roles in major motion pictures. Will Tracy be the phoenix or the egg? Will Mike's proletarian legs fail him when he needs them most? And how thoroughly soundproofed is their basement, anyway? It's (briefly) our loudest...
Apr 1, 2022
Mike and Tracy explore an alternative prank-based lifestyle. What are the key elements of a prank? Did the bunnies make a new friend? When did Tracy get so good at playing keyboard? And who knows where to buy a potato?