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Gift Horse

Jul 30, 2021

Mike celebrates 12 years of marriage with a new level of appreciation for (and expertise in) floral arrangement. Tracy celebrates 12 years of marriage with a hottie in a fine suit.

Jul 23, 2021

Tracy gifts Air Bud a complex tax situation. Tom gifts Air Bud a protracted Supreme Court battle. Mike gifts Air Bud a powerful piece of parchment. We all evince too much faith in the capabilities of this admittedly charismatic dog.

Jul 16, 2021

With great power comes great responsibility. Tracy now has to give everyone rides to the airport. Mike has to resist his natural inclination to become an evil god. The most important thing is that we all recognize and agree that Thor is not worth discussing.

Jul 9, 2021

Tracy offers Mike some sea-worn game machines and a pre-rejection of an entire category of potential gifts. Mike offers Tracy 600 pounds of spit and a compelling new character, Mike "The Animal" Mike.

Jul 2, 2021

Tracy's new nickname communicates power, crownability, and undeniable dinosaurness. Mike uses his cold, machine-like mind to pierce the veil of mystery that surrounds his latest appellation.